"Fast Shoes"

Is it the shoes?!?

A while back, my then-3-year old (who at the time mostly wore Crocs) got a new pair of sandals. The difference was that the new sandals velcroed across the top. Of course, when he ran with his new, more technologically-advanced footwear, the shoes didn't come flop around or come flying off. This radical development enabled him to run much faster than before. When we were going out the next day, boy requested his "Fast Shoes."

Move over Track shoe! (I wonder if he also jumped higher in the Fast shoes?) I'm off to the Trademark Office just in case.