Big Trucks: If Only I Could Create the Venn Diagram

So, after extensive research I've come to the conclusion that:

All drivers of BIG Trucks ≠ Rednecks

The Proof: I saw a BIG truck on Mopac with a Ultimate Frisbee sticker on it!? Wot?! 

Or perhaps it simply leads to an alternative theorem:

All Ultimate players ≠ Hippies

The Proof: I saw a BIG truck on Mopac with an Ultimate sticker on it, remember?

Conclusion: either there's a subset of the hippie population that does drive BIG trucks, OR there are some BIG truck drivers/lovers who are actually hippies on the DL . . . .

OK, So This Guy's Officially an Idiot

Need I say more?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-32601830

We love our Troops. Welcome our Troops home. These colors don't run--- blah, blah, blah

But we actually don't REEEEALLY trust them after all?! wot?